I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
That was incredibly offensive.
it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week
Interesting conversation while shopping
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening
Harry Potter concept art by Jim Salvati (x)