punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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donttouchmyskulljawn:

#six feet four inches concentrated sass

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unit04:

if you mutually follow me and you don’t like me and have been wanting to unfollow me since the end of time dont hold back, you can unfollow me i don’t make a big deal out of unfollows or broken mutual follows it’s just a website it happens

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callieolliegail:

This is very important.

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

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moriarty-mastermind:

Lookin’ at Sam Winchester’s wiki like

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todaysdocument:

It’s April 15 - Are Your Taxes Done?

State-of-the-art systems at internalrevenueservice are waiting to process your returns!

While punch cards and tape drives seem archaic now, they were a “new dimension” in data processing and tax administration at the time of this IRS educational film, “Right on the Button,” from the late 1960s. 

Excerpted from “Right on the Button." From the series: Motion Picture Films, ca. 1960 - ca. 1970. Records of the Internal Revenue Service, 1791 - 2006.

Now, go finish those taxes!

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judgingitsilently:


krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

6 hours ago WITH 181,356 notes VIA lahey-my-baby (Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

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captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

8 hours ago WITH 117,559 notes VIA sherleck (Source: captainlucifer)

I ain’t got no work for you.

8 hours ago WITH 605 notes VIA alphalewolf
glittakid:

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

glittakid:

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

9 hours ago WITH 305,252 notes VIA dragon-heir (Source: rouxet)

“im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions”

me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)

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heyalexwilliams:

When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.

heyalexwilliams:

When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.

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romulusthread:

romulusthread:

If I were a blood-bender I’d give raging erections to people I hate in public

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