idiothair:

I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

10 hours ago WITH 421,473 notes VIA bananer (Source: life-at-taco-bell)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

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god-save-our-queen:

marufuji-ryo:

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That was incredibly offensive.


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murphels:

it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week

14 hours ago WITH 12,020 notes VIA wallywezt (Source: murphels)
inchells:

Interesting conversation while shopping

inchells:

Interesting conversation while shopping

14 hours ago WITH 2,527 notes VIA blackmoods (Source: inchells)

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

15 hours ago WITH 91,611 notes VIA kierenwalker-and-simonmonroe (Source: aphaustria)

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

16 hours ago WITH 180,859 notes VIA wincesstiel (Source: greatwhiteprivilege)
imasnaaaaake:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening

imasnaaaaake:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening

16 hours ago WITH 164,897 notes VIA stopmessingwithmyfeels (Source: finalellipsis)

Harry Potter concept art by Jim Salvati (x)

17 hours ago WITH 2,900 notes VIA sestramisha (Source: salvatidesign.com)
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